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About the Lawyer:
Cobbio |
Get to know the man behind the mission to free Spraychel.
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Spraychel's Story |
Read Spraychel's blog from jail and see her side of the case.
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This week:
The Knives: Underused & Abused
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Cobbio.Lawyer@freespraychel.com
It is well known that I am the most talented, intelligent, attractive corn cob lawyer in the fridge. I was the smartest cob in the field, and I graduated first in my class from Husker University Law School. My career began at Boil, Cook, and Grillum Partners, and then began my own firm. I began to take on controversial, high profile cases. I am a natural in front of the camera, so I handle most media attention for my clients. I have handled cases for some of the fridge's most famous (and most notorious) cases. |
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| Please text message the word COBBIO to 99464 for more information on the Who Framed Spraychel case!* |
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My Career |
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Chocolate VS Vanilla - Win
I represented Chocolate in this age-old rivalry, also known as the Neapolitan Case. This case was settled by separating the two with Strawberry. |
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Grilled VS Broiled - Settled
This was a custody battle for the right to be the primary high-heat cooking method for meats. Both parties settled when they agreed to seasonal joint-custody. |
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Dessert VS Diet - Win
After many appeals where Dessert had repeatedly won, Diet finally came out victorious in this lawsuit. Dessert was ordered to pay damages to cover the costs of repeated pant size increases over 35 years. |
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Pending Cases |
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The Fridge VS Spraychel
Low Fat VS Low Carb
Chicken VS Egg |
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